Merlot wrote:And that the case for the defence my Lord........The VFC wrote:Can't go wrong with the "cloth of the king": though I did once have a corduroy covered office chair and occasionally the cord in my trousers and the chair would "lock" and I'd have to unzip myself in an undignified manner!
ATB
Jim
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In my house if anybody flatulates the approved response from all is "you'll have to buy those now sir - you've ripped them". In the case of an erucation, conversely, "keep shouting Madam, we'll find you" is the traditional riposte!